Skip to main content

Happy April 14th!

For some reason, someone really sad invented the so-called "steak and head" day on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day February 14th.
This indeed reationary invention which demonstrates again, sadly, that the world of gender and sexuality is never going to change does, however, provoke brief challenge to all those lovers who "rack their brains" each Valentine's Day. Which authority claimed that chocolate, flowers and (heaven help us!) theatre tickets are a sign of love? A decent "tipping the velvet" anytime of the year should garantee our mutual affection. Put in layman's terms: lick it and we'll suck it.
Consider the following: If February 14th was chocolate and velvet day, March 14th is steak and head day, there is only one logical extrapolation to this development... April 14th is Wendy's and fisting day.
So, to all of you out there: Happy Wendy's and fisting day, y'all! 
(Copyright: Pia Marquise von O)


Popular posts from this blog

Shaun the Sheep Movie VS. Fantastic Four

Maryberry’s Hollywood Part Three (THE BIT IN THE END)

The last act is always the shortest. You’ve nearly made it. Thank you for your perseverance. My last months and weeks in LA were pretty good, as I got to spend time with people I was very fond of. Two most lovely guys, Aaron and Kenji, formed an illustrious pub quiz team with me. At our weekly get-togethers at Barney’s Beanery, we looked like a shiny happy Pepsi commercial, if you know what I mean. I eventually moved out of my flat in Hollywood and settled in with a couple a bit further West down Santa Monica Boulevard during my last few weeks. I had met them both a while back in Austria via friends. The male half of the liaison, Bernhard, was an Austrian chef who had opened up an Austrian sausage bar in downtown LA. He was ever so generous, letting me stay in the Spare Oom of their beautiful house in Westwood. The female half, Cindy, was an interior designer and beautiful lass from all over the place, and we easily connected via our shared love for anything British. I recognised in …

Maryberry’s Hollywood Part Two (THE MIDDLE BIT)

Welcome back to the long and winding road that is the recapitulation of my Hollywood Days. I can’t believe you’re still with me. As any second act, this one is the longest and meanders around. Consider yourself warned. We’re now a bit further down the road. I found a flat in the lovingly dodgy heart of Hollywood with a fantastic taqueria nearby, settled in, and got going on some sort of daily routine of living, writing, and miscellaneous work. I started each day with a run in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, listening to Aerosmith. I placed my writing desk at an angle so I could see the humming birds outside my window, doing their humming thing around the lemon trees. I started working with a few small productions. One that sits very fondly in my memory was a costume gig I landed through an acquaintance. I had done some costuming back in Vienna so I felt girt going into this little production. It did quickly bring me back down to Earth, as I was asked to conjure up not only futuristic…